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s.src="http://static.usuarios-online.com/uo.js";document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);})();Nonsensical Novelties Online</description><title>Lovely, Uncommon Nonsense</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @zyea)</generator><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1df9c9b7ec5984d076892cc512c9a35/tumblr_momhxmLlFJ1qalp6fo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337807996</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337807996</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:09:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2a515f5db74dbc8cf35e9ca793418d2/tumblr_momhygCWBZ1qalp6fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337800987</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337800987</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:09:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>manda:

decided to type this up instead
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/907a6a0dcdf3015a245c18e7c8ce86c3/tumblr_momgd5xQDA1qficzoo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manda.tumblr.com/post/53333272702/decided-to-type-this-up-instead" target="_blank"&gt;manda&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;decided to type this up instead&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337798223</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337798223</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:09:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/779c62a201e3184abd3124e422746ea7/tumblr_mjgyj9uRez1qm8tiko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337789504</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337789504</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:09:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebf869210add71df006b12338aa8b0c6/tumblr_mhxy5gjIWA1qg6jkbo1_r3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0fb9533a65883db1de7d4d207d242c09/tumblr_mhxy5gjIWA1qg6jkbo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337773261</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337773261</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:09:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psyducked.tumblr.com/post/53240946980/i-wish-there-were-necklaces-given-to-us-at-birth" target="_blank"&gt;psyducked&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I need this&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337767678</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337767678</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:09:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tickle-me-dalek:

I’m still the Doctor.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc72859e121edab58b83d3ce97c928ca/tumblr_mole9lWtY61rky8o6o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f4f4ab5db9847a1cdd865323bde923d/tumblr_mole9lWtY61rky8o6o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fdfcab1ae2068d744b90e5eea1c3dfcd/tumblr_mole9lWtY61rky8o6o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/311605fa75855cb489a540154a397667/tumblr_mole9lWtY61rky8o6o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5898598441c0d758327de9e9ae519425/tumblr_mole9lWtY61rky8o6o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f7913fb7b9c603f5d886fae58090641/tumblr_mole9lWtY61rky8o6o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/410d367a9ceb2794bee8bd1ec8aaf209/tumblr_mole9lWtY61rky8o6o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62fd0f0857ebc710503173c4baebcc6c/tumblr_mole9lWtY61rky8o6o8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26eb49e86c404a855c0225f2982ee72e/tumblr_mole9lWtY61rky8o6o9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/53e8674f1b19f5e607590b13554ab412/tumblr_mole9lWtY61rky8o6o10_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tickle-me-dalek.tumblr.com/post/53287859232/im-still-the-doctor" target="_blank"&gt;tickle-me-dalek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I’m still the Doctor.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337729124</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337729124</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:08:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea8078e52ba1b768d75441bf9af7ad86/tumblr_molusa6ZB51rqanfwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337673563</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337673563</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:07:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yocalio:

#100.1% done with your shit.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/36b9902a02f0783de63e7c9089a45cf9/tumblr_molresw5Ta1r3i2gwo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b087841b70632532e51ba39db5b582bb/tumblr_molresw5Ta1r3i2gwo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yocalio.tumblr.com/post/53294714927/100-1-done-with-your-shit" target="_blank"&gt;yocalio&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/100%25+done+with+your+shit" target="_blank"&gt;#100.1% done with your shit.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337661762</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337661762</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:07:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f59a485e9ad7f2ca3ef66bc425e4131/tumblr_momi3opAA81qalp6fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337651390</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337651390</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:07:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is..."</title><description>“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Lemony Snicket&lt;/span&gt;  (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chanshik.tk/" target="_blank"&gt;bakkyun&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337639651</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337639651</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:06:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12a4015bc344e0532ebd161e6d3d429c/tumblr_momi4gAyk61qalp6fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337624708</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337624708</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:06:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>consultingravenclaw:

babyferaligator:

lcate:

psa: boobs are not 100% fat

they are however 100%...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://consultingravenclaw.tumblr.com/post/53295096173/babyferaligator-lcate-psa-boobs-are-not" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;consultingravenclaw&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://babyferaligator.tumblr.com/post/53258488696/lcate-psa-boobs-are-not-100-fat-they-are" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;babyferaligator&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lcate.tumblr.com/post/53258391509/psa-boobs-are-not-100-fat" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;lcate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;psa: boobs are not 100% fat&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;they are however 100% wonderful&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;preach&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337620331</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337620331</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:06:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jagkbarakatisruiningmylife:

my mom is legit still pissed off...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchg7q0R171r7o8hdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jagkbarakatisruiningmylife.tumblr.com/post/53270351906/my-mom-is-legit-still-pissed-off-about-this-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;jagkbarakatisruiningmylife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;my mom is legit still pissed off about this and has told me multiple times to tweet him saying she didn’t mean it like that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;haha&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337611450</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337611450</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:06:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>freaks-nerds-and-romantics:

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a59d52b5b76816c7e6cd3e64c0f7f144/tumblr_mogu3v5MPI1qbqkuoo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/962299fd8be7a186f5f4692e45c7fd06/tumblr_mogu3v5MPI1qbqkuoo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43e7cbf866b316485e5db53dcac9a7c5/tumblr_mogu3v5MPI1qbqkuoo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87a673a81101f2b8ad099ed115f78da1/tumblr_mogu3v5MPI1qbqkuoo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2373a19085bef7fad125dccf38d0324a/tumblr_mogu3v5MPI1qbqkuoo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77f9a642b755ef0f2dc71d6c134111f9/tumblr_mogu3v5MPI1qbqkuoo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://freaks-nerds-and-romantics.tumblr.com/post/53335777685/getsby-koolkidseatgreens-well-ok-kesha" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;freaks-nerds-and-romantics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getsby.tumblr.com/post/53163538761/koolkidseatgreens-well-ok-kesha-maybe-its" target="_blank"&gt;getsby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://koolkidseatgreens.tumblr.com/post/53162408187/well-ok-kesha-maybe-its-because-youre-an-auto" target="_blank"&gt;koolkidseatgreens&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having &lt;strong&gt;fun&lt;/strong&gt; every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done &lt;em&gt;nothing wrong&lt;/em&gt;, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That’s all great and fine, but her music is some of the shittiest stuff I’ve ever heard. Not unlike a majority of the other pop shit out nowadays. It’s all garbage.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337583402</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337583402</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:06:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Reblog if you have ever been called:</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Fat&lt;br/&gt; Ugly&lt;br/&gt; whore&lt;br/&gt; Slut&lt;br/&gt; Cunt&lt;br/&gt; Freak&lt;br/&gt; Nasty&lt;br/&gt; Weird&lt;br/&gt; Emo&lt;br/&gt; Cutter&lt;br/&gt; Stupid&lt;br/&gt; Worthless&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;this has too many notes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337394971</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337394971</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:02:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>people: you have to be more lady like&#13;</title><description>people: you have to be more lady like&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: suck my dick</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337381935</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337381935</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:02:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2510c64d3c627ae2a850fa22e29f5b89/tumblr_mnv2hzvpwA1re0ra7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337372246</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337372246</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:02:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ponies-and-politics.tumblr.com/post/50695244684/idreaminwords-do-you-ever-look-up-from-reading" target="_blank"&gt;ponies-and-politics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idreaminwords.tumblr.com/post/47568163937/do-you-ever-look-up-from-reading-a-book-and-get" target="_blank"&gt;idreaminwords&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337366813</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337366813</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:02:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d3d2a6036992d04f6ab9fbb06754d9e/tumblr_mokv92aAdh1qbbseto1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2895f5eeeaf01c0dd182a2c95d2a270/tumblr_mokv92aAdh1qbbseto2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d17dc7a520796c62362dc9994ec4ab00/tumblr_mokv92aAdh1qbbseto3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd3b4d5b58d2d70ea1697ca004bc04d8/tumblr_mokv92aAdh1qbbseto4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337357823</link><guid>http://zyea.tumblr.com/post/53337357823</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:02:13 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
